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Just Behind the Curtain

Just Behind the Curtain

There's magic in an idea that can only be glimpsed.

Every once in a while, Kendrick Lamar's possibly untitled teaser track for GNX gets stuck in my head. I'm still not sure if it's the track itself or that it's unresolved, abruptly cut off at exactly one minute. A coiled spring. Dangerous. "Curated Vacancy".

The teaser preceded the album release by only 30 minutes. Who needs time to build the tension when information travels at the speed of light? Then, the magic doubled. The track was conspicuously absent from the album it introduced. Maybe it'd be on a deluxe version or only on physical media... but what we got was even better. Feb 2025 at the Super Bowl. Opening track again. The first Super Bowl with a sitting President in attendance, just three months after an election that roiled the country. Samuel L. Jackson as Uncle Sam introducing K.Dot at "The Great American Game". 65,719 in the arena and another 133,500,000 watching at home. Lamar illuminated by a single, far-away spotlight reminiscent of the opening of HUMBLE, gazing downwards while crouched on the hood of black GNX. But this time we get more than a minute. Trump, in his suite, looking down on Lamar, hears for the first time with all of us, "You would not get the picture if I had to sit you for hours in front of the Louvre... started with nothing but government cheese, but now I can seize the government too". While I doubt the bar was directed at the President, artwork worth its while always finds its audience.

Honoré Daumier, The Third-Class Carriage, 1864

Painters for centuries have offered us glimpses behind the curtain. Next time you're in NY go to the Met and visit The Third-Class Carriage (c. 1864). A nursing mother, an old woman, a sleeping boy — peasants in the cheap seats, painted the same as royals. Daumier was a newspaper man, mostly. Lithographs in Le Charivari and a caricature of the king that landed him in prison. Most of his paintings unseen until the year before his death. The completed Third-Class Carriage hangs in Ottawa. The Met's is unfinished. Grid lines still visible under the figures, scaffolding the artist never painted over. "Curated Vacancy" framing the discussion as France realized its democracy. Artwork, like government, belongs to the people.